Hooker shoes

My mother bought Roo some see-through lucite heels with strappy white patent glitter flowers. Street corner hustling shoes! Very disturbing. Of course, my sweet three year old loves them. I keep trying to hide them but she just asks "where my high heels?" and makes me feel guilty. Mom swears they're like Cinderella's glass slippers but I think they're more like alternate universe Cinderella as a bar girl attire. Especially when worn with shorts. Yikes.



Did I mention the brand name on these is Innocence?



This is our entry for the Ugly Baby Clothes Contest. Does anyone know if there's a contest for the most inappropriate baby clothes?