I got an email from my cousin today wishing us a happy belated anniversary. Oh, yeah. We did get married in June, didn't we?
Both of us totally forgot our sixth anniversary*.
At least both of us suck equally.
*Traditional sixth anniversary gifts are candy and iron, should anyone want to make up for our thoughtlessness. A modern alternative gift is apparently wood, which Bob would be thrilled to carve into something once his gimpy finger heals from his recent knife incident….