superdumb supervillain: Mother's Day Affirmations with Durex

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Mother's Day Affirmations with Durex

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The following review/giveaway is for adult eyes only because it involves sex. Mommy and daddy sex. (Everyone under 18 just clicked away, right?) No super explicit stuff here but the links might contain NSFW content. Consider yourself warned.






Durex is the world's top-selling condom brand, but did you know that they offer a whole range of products designed for your pleasure? Lubricants, rings, massagers and, of course, condoms all designed to foster better sex for everyone involved! Durex has even introduced a free magazine to explore lovemaking and make it more fun. Author and sexologist, Dr. Sari Locker is featured in the first issue. In celebration of Mother's Day, here are Dr. Locker's affirmations for busy moms to help harness their inner Momshells and enhance their relationships:

Ways My Husband Can Adore & Appreciate Me on Mother's Day

1. Remind me of the woman I was before I was a mother… the woman you lusted after.

2. Create a sexy, spicy evening with the Durex Utopia gel - the latest and greatest "female arousal gel" which has been created and tested by women for women using a unique combination of ingredients designed to stimulate, increase desire and bring intense sensation.

3. "2 Minutes in Heaven" Kiss me for two minutes without stopping. My lips, my neck, the base of my throat– don't stop kissing me until the two minute egg timer buzzes. Two minutes will never have tasted so good.

4. Re-create a sexy movie scene with you and me as the leads. Think the refrigerator scene from 9 1/2 Weeks. Gather some grapes and berries and feed me one by one. Add in some Quiver from Durex, freezable lubricant cubes that melt into massage oil. The product is skin-tingling silky smooth pleasure packed in a cube. Use them over every inch of my body for icy cool massage or lubrication. Simply, freeze, apply and wait for meltdown… I might not remember that I’m a mom after this evening.

5. Write me a love note– just a few thoughts will go a long way. Begin each sentence with "what I love about you most is…" Include three to five things you love about me as a woman. Forget flowers and candy– your words will fill my heart.


Durex Utopia and Quiver are widely available at stores near you, including Target and Wal-Mart. If you want to laugh out loud, check out the Durex Dickorations site. You can probably guess what you'll find there!




To enter and win your own Momshell set featuring Durex Utopia and Quiver, please comment on this post with your favorite way to be appreciated. There will be five winners.



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41 comments:

  1. Call me CRAZY but my HUBBY is NEVER more SEXY THAN when he is VACUUMING or emptying the Dishwasher! When he helps me MAKE the BED.. OMG.. IT drives me wild with DESIRE!
    When (RARELY) he dusts. I feel my pulse quicken!

    If he were to Clean a toilet.. it would send me into a FRENZY.. that is how *I* feel appreciate.. when *HE* helps me with the housework so we can snuggle up and I don't feel like an OVER WORKED HOUSE FRAU!!!!
    In all seriousness he is a GEM and he does help me out and I LOVE him from the Bottom of my heart.
    He makes me feel appreciated in the small ways just by making me a cup of tea!
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  2. I'm a follower
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  4. I Faved you on Technorati. My username is LeslieVeg
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  5. I subscribe by email
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  6. I subscribe by Google Reader also
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  7. hhmm.. well I was going to wish you a Happy Mothers Day but it looks as though he's got that covered.

    My favorite way to be appreciated (you know, THAT way) is chains. I love chains.

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  8. And I'm an email subscriber but I never get the emails. I'm also RSS but I never read those. That's why I make the trip almost daily over here to see what great things you've come up with.
    The best little reviewer in town.

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  9. Hey, I'm with mannequin, I tried to subscribe via Google Reader and it can't find your feed.

    So I subscribed by e-mail and I've never once gotten an email from you. Any ideas?

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  10. Okay, so anyway, my favorite way to be appreciated. I think it's just by someone else planning something. As simple as Hubby suggesting we go for ice cream, or taking over and planning a dinner. I'm a planner by nature so it's nice to have a break from thinking and providing ideas!

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  11. Hmm, I will look into the email subscription problem. Probably something weird to do with Blogger and buying my domain name, blah blah blah.

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  12. my favorite way of being appreciated is to be taken care of. When my boys take care of everything for me and give me a break.
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  18. My favorite way to be appreciated is when my husband suggests I take some time to myself whether it is taking a bath or getting out of dinner cleanup for the night

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  19. I like to be appreciated by being told I'm appreciated. Flowers and presents help too, but I beg my husband to skip the back rubs. It feels like he's trying to push all my wrong buttons really hard.

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  20. any little effort is appreciated :)

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  21. My favorite way to be appreciated is when my hubby admits I actually do a lot of work for the household, from paying bills to yard work, to getting groceries. It is nice when someone actually sees that I do stuff even though I don't bring in much of a paycheck by being a SAHM.

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  22. I feel appreciated when my family give me the night off to enjoy however I want.

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  23. My husband can appreciate me by doing the darn dishes! LOL No, really, he's a great guy and is good about showing me how appreciative he is (wink wink)!

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  28. I feel appreciated when my husband actually makes plans for a sitter so he and I can have a date night for ourselves. Doesn't happen very often....
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  29. I feel appreciated when my family takes the initiative to do something like laundry or dishes or whatever without having to be told! Or begged.......

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  30. I feel really appreciated when hubby brings me my OJ, coffee, and Nutri Grain bar to me in bed after he has walked the dog in the morning. I used to get up early and walk the dog, but since I have had spinal surgery, he has had to get up and do it - something I know he really doesn't like to do. I make sure the coffee is ready the night before, because he doesn't know how to make it, but he turns it on before he goes out, then brings it to me in bed after the walk. I know he really loves me, because he NEVER complains!!

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  31. Nothing is better than having him help me with the chores around the house

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  32. I love it when the family does the laundry...and cleans the toilets! That's awesome.

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