superdumb supervillain: Halloween Tricks or Treats from Babeland

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Halloween Tricks or Treats from Babeland

The following review/giveaway is for adult eyes only because it involves sex. Mommy and daddy sex. (Everyone under 18 just clicked away, right?) No super explicit stuff here but the links might contain NSFW content. Consider yourself warned.

Trick or Treating isn't just for kids! Get a free Candy Vibrator with any purchase made today (Halloween) at If you're lucky enough to live by one of Babeland's retail stores, stop by between 6-9pm tonight and say "trick or treat" to get your free Candy Vibe.

Maybe you would like to try the Flower Balm, a tingling massage lotion that smells like minty citrus and warms wherever you rub it in, be it achy shoulders or engorged nethers. (Bear in mind it should not be used with latex products.) If you're not feeling very frisky, I also find it makes a pretty spectacular cuticle creme…

Disclosure: I received a tin of Flower Balm to review and if you click on any of the links and buy something, I will earn a commission on the sale. Feel free to spend away… (The Sasi is on my holiday wish list!)


  1. I love those Candy vibes (not in the sense that I have one, just that they seem fun). Imagine handing those out at an adult Halloween party! Why not, since all the adult female costumes are slutty nuns and stuff.

  2. Haha, those dirty candy names are funny...not extremely creative but still amusing.

    word verification: monnat. Reminds me of monistat.

  3. Cuticle cream , huh? Flower Balm sounds pretty cool and now that you say it shouldn't be used with latex, I have a sudden urge to use it with latex.

    I sure hope Sanny Claus has a Sasi in his bag for you.

    And Kathleen is right about sluts :)
    Did you see Octomom?

  4. Some of the things people come up with are amazing. Probably not going to buy it, but I'm a little curious :-)

  5. LOL, you crack me up. Mommy and daddy sex. Ha!!

  6. You are funny and a good cuticle cream? Ha.


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