superdumb supervillain: Pirates Booty Call

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Pirates Booty Call

The following review/giveaway is for adult eyes only because it involves sex. Mommy and daddy sex. (Everyone under 18 just clicked away, right?) No super explicit stuff here but the links might contain NSFW content. Consider yourself warned.



So, everyone agrees that pirates are sexy, right? Swashbuckling adventurers with a penchant for bodice ripping and rum, knee high boots and leather pants. Yep, stereotypical but still sexy. Apparently there is a whole line of Pirates booty at Babeland, all based on the tongue-in-cheek porno romp Pirates. I haven't seen it but apparently it's full of lusty ladies and dialogue like "Last night, I dreamed my cock was a triple-masted Spanish galleon." So obviously I totally want to watch it to see how that exactly that plays in context. The mind boggles, I tell you…



I received the Pirates Pendant Vibe to review and was very surprised at what a lot of oomph it packs into such a dainty and demure piece of finery. I wouldn't say it blends in with my normal wardrobe but it would not look out of place at, say, a renaissance faire. And there is definitely a subversive thrill to wearing a teensy vibrator with a very, very powerful motor as jewelry. It has two speeds and three vibration modes that will satisfy most needs. Personally, the programmed vibration reminds me of lawn sprinklers, but whatever floats your galleon… the real clincher here is that the Pirates Pendant Vibe high setting gets the job done while looking like a tiny treasure. Available in gold, silver or copper (shown). The tattoo flash emblazoned Pirates Rocket Vibe looks like a good time, too. I'm a sucker for the classic line art.

By the way, you can enter to win a luxury vibrator simply by subscribing to the Babeland newsletters of your choice. The Jimmyjane Eternity is a 24K gold classic vibrator studded with 28 round-cut VS1 diamonds, for a total of .66 carats and retails for $2750. Decadent? You bet! Mommy wants the platinum one.




4 comments:

  1. You crack me up :)
    I don't know if Pirates are sexy, I was sort of taught to think of them pretty serious business. We always owned a boat, and my dad would never let us play pirates, because they were so bad.

    That said... ocean alone is sexy, and the salty seawater and the smell of it, very sexy...

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  2. You crack me up with your posts. Not that I find anything funny about sex, just all the metaphors--I loved "whatever floats your galleon".

    That is pretty neat looking, I must say.

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  3. i am terribly intrigued. must enter!

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