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Monday, July 16, 2012

Live A Little - Make Someone Blush


I love presents. Who doesn't love getting a big package wrapped up in a bow? 

Are you curious to see what's inside? More slick red and black packaging. Bob said "oh, it's full of makeup." Totally underwhelmed.



Look closer. Think that's a powder compact? Think again:


That's right, the Screaming O's Studio Collection looks like ordinary makeup but each item is really a discreet personal pleasure product. There's "lip gloss" that's really Climax GlossMascara Vibe, Lipstick Vibe, Mirror Compact with Bullet Vibe and an applicator Brush Vibe, plus "eyeshadows" that are really Warming BalmCooling Balm and a convenient Battery Power Compact


This would be an awesome bachelorette gift, an eyebrow-raising present for a makeup-loving girlfriend or something naughty for a pal who travels a lot for work. Or you could stow a piece or two in your purse just in case. I'd never tell.

Some people get embarrassed talking about sex and sexiness. For this week's Live A Little, I'd like to respectfully suggest that everyone grow up and enjoy something bawdy. Tell a dirty joke. Go see Magic Mike. Buy a sexy nightie. Bring some color to your cheeks. It makes life a lot more fun.


Share your Live a Little suggestions with the Skimbaco every Monday by adding the link to your Live a Little blog post in the InLinkz widget below. Rules: Link either to Skimbacolifestyle.com OR grab the InLinkz code for your blog post – or do both! If you post the widget in your blog post, please add the rules as well.





In accordance to the FTC Guidelines and the WOMMA Code of Ethics, I am disclosing that I received a sample of the products shown above to facilitate this review. All opinions, however, are my own.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Accessorizing Fifty Shades of Grey







I don't generally jump on the summer book bandwagon, so the furor over Fifty Shades of Grey is sort of bemusing to me. Honestly, just reading the synopsis of the ahem trilogy, makes me giggle. It sounds like the old paperback bodice rippers my mom used to read when I was little, only mixed with Wall Street or perhaps a touch of American Psycho. Seriously?

I know that even the most hardened souls can fall prey to beach reading and in deference to those folks, I present two excellent ways to accessorize what is, for better or worse, the book of Summer 2012.

#1: Shame on Jane's #LatersBaby Hashtag Necklace

You're classy, lady, so you need a book tie-in that doesn't shout. This 50SoG nameplate whispers. Or at least it quietly evokes the eponymous protagonist's trademark sign-off. Available in silver, gold and studded with diamonds. It's all up to you.


#2: Bondage Accoutrements from MyPleasure


This Beginner Bondage Kit is a stylish– and safe!– way to experiment รก la 50SoG. The redwrist and ankle cuffs are lined in soft, minky plush and feature heart-shaped D-rings to connect to each other or the nylon straps. The blindfold mask is made of leather and has kind of a blind Catwoman vibe. There's even a tiny fringed rubber riding crop to whip you into shape! 


Are you a fan of the series? If not, are you planning on reading the books? Let me know what you think.







    In accordance to the FTC Guidelines and the WOMMA Code of Ethics, I am disclosing that I received a sample of the bondage kit to facilitate this review. If you click on the book link and buy something, I might earn a few coins. All opinions, however, are my own.


    Tuesday, February 15, 2011

    EdenFantasys Giveaway

    ***WINNER PICKED 3/17 WITH RANDOM.ORG***

    ***CONGRATULATIONS, beanfiddler!!!***

    her comment...
    My favorite item currently is the Liberator Heart Wedge.


    The following review/giveaway is for adult eyes only because it involves sex. Mommy and daddy sex. (Everyone under 18 just clicked away, right?) No super explicit stuff here but the links might contain NSFW content. Consider yourself warned.















    Sex toys - EdenFantasys adult toys store


    So, yesterday was Valentine's Day. If you forgot, or said you wanted to "wait to celebrate until the weekend," it's not too late to find the perfect token of affection. What to give your true love when chocolate and champagne doesn't seem like enough? Well, in my case, a carnitas burrito was more than sufficient (it had a heart sticker on the wrapper!), but maybe your significant other demands something more permanent and, uh, carnal. Something that you can enjoy together. Something that buzzes.

    Well, my friends, EdenFantasys has you covered with plenty of naughty gifts in all shapes and sizes, ranging from the innocuously-shaped, bubblicious Yooo vibrator (perfect for Barbapapa lovers who love lovin'!):


    Or maybe some exotic epicurean fare like the Chocolate Dreams kit from Kama Sutra:


    If you're really hard-core, you might need a sex swing or the serious equipment (I never knew "sex furniture" was a product category) by Liberator:


    To enter and win a $50 gift card to EdenFantasys, please comment on this post with your favorite item from their site.


    Entries will be accepted through March 10th and I'll pick the winner using Random.org. US readers are eligible.


    For additional entries: 

    - Follow @EdenFantasys on Twitter
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    Leave an extra comment letting me know what you did for each additional entry.



    Make sure you leave an email address in your comment or that you have one accessible on your blog so you can be contacted if you win!


    ***Click Giveaways on my sidebar to see what else you could win!***



    Disclosure: In accordance to the FTC Guidelines and WOMMA Code of Ethics, I am disclosing that I have received review samples from EdenFantasys before and will receive a gift card for posting this giveaway but all opinions here are decidedly my own.