superdumb supervillain: Fill His Basket: Tenga Eggs

Saturday, April 09, 2011

Fill His Basket: Tenga Eggs

The following review is for adult eyes only because it involves sex. Mommy and daddy sex. (Everyone under 18 just clicked away, right?) No super explicit stuff here but the links might contain NSFW content. Consider yourself warned.











Since Easter is almost upon us, I thought I'd tell you about the innocuous looking Tenga Egg. Hidden inside the discreet matte plastic egg is a phtalate-free TPE donut that unfurls into a sleeve for self-love. (Assuming you have a penis, that is.) Each Tenga Egg has a distinct interior texture that gives a different sensation– Silky, Stepper, Twister, Spider, Clicker, and Wavy.

They're kind of like big, squishy condoms. Like condoms, you must leave some room at the tip when rolling one on or else risk ripping. If you're careful, though, Tenga Eggs can be washed and re-used multiple times. Each one comes with a tiny packet of lube, too, so you can send one off with your traveling man. Or college-bound son, if that's the kind of mom you are. (I don't judge!)


Like most Japanese design, the Tenga Egg is simple but ingenious and gorgeous to look at. If you don't have a penis handy, you can also turn it inside out and use it to change things up with your favorite phallic object. Just saying.














In accordance to the FTC Guidelines and WOMMA Code of Ethics, I am disclosing that I received samples of the aforementioned adult novelty to facilitate this review. If you click on any of the links and end up buying anything, I could earn a few bits. Just so you know.


2 comments:

  1. Chris and I are always referencing Tenga eggs--mostly joking about them at Easter, how we should put one in adults' baskets. I think he secretly likes them just for their Japanese-ness.

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  2. Among all the sites I have visited, it just catch my sight the diary you are posting. Love it.
    Thanks for sharing with us.

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