Goofus and Gallant

The following review/giveaway is for adult eyes only because it involves sex. Mommy and daddy sex. (Everyone under 18 just clicked away, right?) No super explicit stuff here but the links might contain NSFW content. Consider yourself warned.



I'll cut straight to the point: I'm not really a dildo kind of girl. If I'm going to play all by myself, typically I would pick something a bit less intrusive. But when Babeland offered to send me a new toy, I figured it couldn't hurt to try something new. I trust their advice. After all, their original Seattle store was right next door to my old friends' art gallery and I spent many hours perusing their wares.

I received a slimline vibrator called the Gallant, which is fashioned from pliable and easy to clean silicone. It's not threateningly realistic and veiny or overly cartoonish-looking. Mine is a pretty pale blue, with a subtle curve and etched waves for extra sensation. The oddly-Nickelodeon-esque splotch on its base is an ergonomic, fully-adjustable dial that allows you to control your buzz from a gentle hum to a more profound vibration: the Gallant has a very, very powerful motor compared to other toys. It is also quite large- almost 7" and about 2" around. It uses two AA batteries and is water-resistant enough for shower use but not for bathtub submersion.



The full-size Gallant I received doesn't seem to be available on Babeland right now although truthfully, the adorable Mini Gallant seems like it might be a more manageable size (4" x 1") for solo play.