superdumb supervillain: Sliquid Swirl Green Apple

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Sliquid Swirl Green Apple

The following review is for adult eyes only because it involves sex. Mommy and daddy sex. (Everyone under 18 just clicked away, right?) No super explicit stuff here but the links might contain NSFW content. Consider yourself warned.

Remember that song "Sex and Candy" from a couple of years back? This is kind of like that, bottled. Sliquid Swirl Green Apple is a glycerin and paraben-free liquid lubricant that tastes like a green apple Jolly Rancher. Mmm! It's sugar-free, sweetened with aspartame and water-based so it's safe for using with your favorite toys. Finger Lickin' Good, Y'all. (I know, I can't believe I wrote that, either.)

If you need accoutrements to try out your Sliquid Swirl Green Apple with, you might want to check out Babeland's Toy-a-Day Giveaway. They're giving away a Fun Factory toy every day in March!

Disclosure: I received a bottle of Sliquid Swirl Green Apple to try at home. If you click on any of the links and end up buying anything, I could earn a few bits. Just so you know.


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