superdumb supervillain: Let's Talk About Your Bum with Cottonelle Fresh Care

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Let's Talk About Your Bum with Cottonelle Fresh Care

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Cottonelle.

I grew up in the era of the "not so fresh feeling." People talked in hushed tones about it but I can't see why anyone would think there is anything shameful or naughty about personal hygiene. As the popular kids' book says, Everyone Poops. It should be obvious that everyone needs to keep tidy down below, right? 

To that end (get it? end?), Cottonelle is working to retake our bottoms. They've enlisted cheeky (!) Brit Cherry Healey to show the world that it's okay to come clean about they way you wipe.

Americans have very particular potty preferences but of course potty talk is not considered very erudite. Unless, of course, you are a six year old boy like Jasper. In that case, it's de rigueur. The Cottonelle Care Routine combines toilet paper and Cottonelle Flushable Cleansing Cloths for a fresh and clean bum. Heinie. Oshidi. Tuckus. Whatever you call that thing you sit on but don't like to talk about. 

As a mom, I am very rarely afforded the luxury of going to the bathroom alone, so any kind of "me time" is awesome. I am particularly fond of the vertical design of the Cottonelle Flushable Cleansing Cloths dispenser, which allows me to freshen up without feeling like I'm changing a diaper. It's almost as good as a spa, I tell you… or at least as close as I'm getting to one anytime soon. Hey, I'll take it. 

Nothing leaves you feeling cleaner and fresher than the Cottonelle Care Routine. (Aside from maybe a bidet but who has time for that continental tomfoolery?) Visit the Cottonelle Facebook page and let’s talk about your bum.

In accordance to the FTC Guidelines and the WOMMA Code of Ethics, I am disclosing that we received product samples to facilitate this reviewNo compensation was provided. All opinions are, as usual, entirely my own. 

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